I’m going to get it for this!
Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down...
View ArticleAmusing Quote of the Day – TelstraClear’s Dr Freeth
Regarding TelstraClear’s announcement about axing 100 jobs in NZ and moving some core activities to Australia: “Dr Freeth says the changes will reduce TelstraClear’s cost base and should improve its...
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Do ya feel lucky, punk?
I saw this on our street driving home from the gym. Yes, that’s a supercharged 5.5 litre, 368kW, 700Nm, V8 Mercedes Benz E55 with an L-Plate on it. One of the 3 fastest sedans in the world – 0-100km/h...
View ArticleHave you always wanted to look like Homer?
http://www.simpsonizeme.com is the place to do it then. When my picture has finished processing, I may remember to edit this post and include it. If I remember that is…
View ArticleMagyar
From the first line of the Hungary section of Lonely Planet Eastern Europe: Hungary’s uniqueness extends beyond its incomprehensible tongue. Boy I can pick ’em.
View ArticleMoving. Oh the joys.
After 5 years I have finally moved from Paritai Drive. While the house was great (and large), it was time to move, and sample the delights of living somewhere else. Some great times were had there,...
View ArticleA little more political humour for the more intelligent
From a reader: Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. As lunchtime...
View ArticleThe Best Comeback Line of the Year
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine...
View ArticleWhy alcohol and driving don’t mix
From the ‘5 minutes to five o’clock’ department… Let the jokes begin…
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